More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."
"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."
"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."
"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."
"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."