More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."
"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."
"Love's Reward [10w] + {Couplet} Love repaid is love's reward;recompense fair towards being adored."
"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."
"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"