More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."
"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."
"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."
"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."
"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."