A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes... - Beryl Dov

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."

"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."