"Love vs. the Three Headed Dragon In relationships, the corrosive venom of the three-headed dragon areindifference, fault-finding and 'take-each-other-for-grantedness'.Only these cantarnish the shining armor of amour."
"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."
"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."
"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."
"Trickeries, Sophistries and Traps [10w] Life's great irony is that we, the trapped,set traps."
"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."