Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine. - Beryl Dov

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

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"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."