More quotes by Beryl Dov

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."
"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."
"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."
"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."
"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."