More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."
"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."
"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."
"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."
"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."