More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."
"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."
"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."
"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."
"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."