More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."
"Love's a Sacred Vessel [10w] Love's the sacred vessel embracing the mystical energy of evolution."
"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."
"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."
"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."