More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."
"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."
"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."
"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."
"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."