Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I... - Beryl Dov

"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."