Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I... - Beryl Dov

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."

"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."