More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."
"New Age Advertising ATTEND OUR REINCARNATION RETREATGuaranteed to be a once in a lifetime experience.Sure it costs $5000, but lets face it,you only live once."
"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."
"You're My Favorite' If you want all your children to know they're your favorite,give them all the same nameand whisper this confession in all their earswith the promise not to telltheir brothers and sisters."
"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."