More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."
"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."
"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."
"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."
"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."