More quotes by Beryl Dov

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."
"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."
"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."
"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."
"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"