More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."
"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."
"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."
"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."
"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."