More quotes by Beryl Dov

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."
"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."
"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."
"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."
"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."