"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."
"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."
"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."
"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."
"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."
"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."