"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."
"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."
"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."
"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."
"Lost vs. Lost We get lost twice in life.The first stems from uncertainty,when we try to find what our dreams truly are.The more profound feeling of being lost is existential, and comes unforeseen, after we finally fulfill our dreams.To survive the latter, we must create an entirely new set of dreams."
"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."