More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."
"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"
"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."
"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."
"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."