"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."
"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."
"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."
"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."
"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."
"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."