More quotes by Frank Zappa

"If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it."
"Art is making something out of nothing and selling it."
"Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?"
"There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over."
"If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library."