More quotes by Christopher Moore

"Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong."
"Science, you don't know, looks like magic."
"For me, 'Lamb' started out as a further exploration of the phenomenon of faith and the responsibility of a messiah that I touched on in 'Coyote Blue' and 'Island of the Sequined Love Nun,' but it ended up being an exploration of the true meaning of sacrifice, loyalty, and friendship."
"Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place."