Christopher Moore

"My fans have great senses of humor and eat too much chocolate."

"For me, 'Lamb' started out as a further exploration of the phenomenon of faith and the responsibility of a messiah that I touched on in 'Coyote Blue' and 'Island of the Sequined Love Nun,' but it ended up being an exploration of the true meaning of sacrifice, loyalty, and friendship."

"Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place."

"Science, you don't know, looks like magic."

"Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong."