More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

"Couples should be able to share their dreams with one another. That’s why for just $69.69, you’ll like what I have to sell you. It’s not just one tube and two suction cups you each attach to your foreheads—it’s the Dream Tunnel."
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"Success breeds slackery. And I breed in the backery of the bakery."
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"It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover."
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"It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover."
— Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You Read More
"My love is expansive. Your love is expensive."
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