Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

"It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover."

"I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few extra hours every day to get better. That’s just the kind of hard worker I am."

"My love is expansive. Your love is expensive."

"Couples should be able to share their dreams with one another. That’s why for just $69.69, you’ll like what I have to sell you. It’s not just one tube and two suction cups you each attach to your foreheads—it’s the Dream Tunnel."

"My love is expansive. Your love is expensive."

"My love is expansive. Your love is expensive."

"It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover."

"To me, impulsive means foolish. But if a person’s not a little impulsive, they don’t have a pulse."

"My love is expansive. Your love is expensive."

"My love is expansive. Your love is expensive."

"I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few extra hours every day to get better. That’s just the kind of hard worker I am."

"When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl stares and kitten curls."

"When you're here, I'm there for you. And when you're there, I'm here for you."

"When you're here, I'm there for you. And when you're there, I'm here for you."

"I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few extra hours every day to get better. That’s just the kind of hard worker I am."

"To be the only one who knows is lonely. No wonder Solomon, the wisest man, needed 900 concubines."

"When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl stares and kitten curls."

"To me, impulsive means foolish. But if a person’s not a little impulsive, they don’t have a pulse."

"I don’t mind waiting rooms. I’m waiting on the love of my life, so I may as well have a seat, right?"

"I don’t mind waiting rooms. I’m waiting on the love of my life, so I may as well have a seat, right?"