Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

"When you're here, I'm there for you. And when you're there, I'm here for you."

"I don’t mind waiting rooms. I’m waiting on the love of my life, so I may as well have a seat, right?"

"It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover."

"When you're here, I'm there for you. And when you're there, I'm here for you."

"My love is expansive. Your love is expensive."

"When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl stares and kitten curls."

"My love is expansive. Your love is expensive."

"Success breeds slackery. And I breed in the backery of the bakery."

"My love is expansive. Your love is expensive."

"To me, impulsive means foolish. But if a person’s not a little impulsive, they don’t have a pulse."

"It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover."

"I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few extra hours every day to get better. That’s just the kind of hard worker I am."

"It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover."

"It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover."

"It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover."

"To be the only one who knows is lonely. No wonder Solomon, the wisest man, needed 900 concubines."

"My love is expansive. Your love is expensive."

"I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few extra hours every day to get better. That’s just the kind of hard worker I am."

"My love is expansive. Your love is expensive."

"When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl stares and kitten curls."