More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

"Couples should be able to share their dreams with one another. That’s why for just $69.69, you’ll like what I have to sell you. It’s not just one tube and two suction cups you each attach to your foreheads—it’s the Dream Tunnel."
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"I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few extra hours every day to get better. That’s just the kind of hard worker I am."
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"My love is expansive. Your love is expensive."
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"When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl stares and kitten curls."
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"To me, impulsive means foolish. But if a person’s not a little impulsive, they don’t have a pulse."
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