I don’t mind waiting rooms. I’m waiting on the love of my li... - Jarod Kintz, Whenever You're Gone, I'm Here For You

"I don’t mind waiting rooms. I’m waiting on the love of my life, so I may as well have a seat, right?"

"It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover."

"When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl stares and kitten curls."

"To me, impulsive means foolish. But if a person’s not a little impulsive, they don’t have a pulse."

"I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few extra hours every day to get better. That’s just the kind of hard worker I am."