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"I don’t mind waiting rooms. I’m waiting on the love of my life, so I may as well have a seat, right?"
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"It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover."
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"To be the only one who knows is lonely. No wonder Solomon, the wisest man, needed 900 concubines."
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"When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl stares and kitten curls."
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"Success breeds slackery. And I breed in the backery of the bakery."
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