"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."
"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."
"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."
"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."
"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."
"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."