"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."
"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."
"Beyond the Place of Turning Back ↺ "Sometimes I wish to fly so far sou⇟hit's stars beyond the place of turning back↺"
"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."
"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."
"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."