"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."
"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."
"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."
"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."
"Me vs. Me Only the practice of empathy and gratitudecan make the opaque ego transparent to receivethe loving light emanating from your soul.Hate and selfishness will always leave you'in the shadow."
"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."