"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."
"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."
"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."
"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."
"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"
"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."