My skull is soundproof. And thank God too, or else you’d be... - Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

"At first sign of crisis, the ignorant don’t panic because they don’t know what’s going on, and then later they panic precisely because they don’t know what’s going on."

"Artists exist to show us the world. So do windows."

"I want a 100% kind of relationship, and I’m willing to give it 50%."

"I still remember her meandering Mississippi kiss. I sipped it like a riverboat captain in the desert. Ah, to be young and naughtily nautical."

"Too bad Americans can’t export Awesome, because I have boxes and boxes of the stuff just lying around in my attic."