My skull is soundproof. And thank God too, or else you’d be... - Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

"My skull is soundproof. And thank God too, or else you’d be able to hear all the horrible things I’m thinking about you."

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