I wouldn’t even be the “world’s sexiest man” if the planet w... - Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

"Too bad Americans can’t export Awesome, because I have boxes and boxes of the stuff just lying around in my attic."

"The canvas isn’t empty. It’s full of whatever you imagine it to be full of. My art is so conceptual that not only do I not tell, but I don’t even show. All I do is sign the canvas and try to sell it."

"I was seen spotted with an older woman and a girl half my height in age. A leopard was also spotted."

"When push comes to shove, I’m going to figure out that this door needs to be pulled to be opened."

"She asked me if I was seeing anybody else, and I said, No, the other woman is invisible."