I wouldn’t even be the “world’s sexiest man” if the planet w... - Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

"I’m hungry for success. And lasagna."

"This is what I believe to be the progress of a writer. You write 10 things, of which one of them will be great. You then write 11 things, of which two of them will be great. Then you write 12 things, of which four of them will be great. Then you write 13 things, of which eight of them will be great. Finally you write 14 things, of which 16 of those 14 things will be great."

"If we make it out of this alive, I’ll kill you. So you have that to look forward to."

"Only the living can read. This means that when I write, my target market is people of the future. Greetings, people of the moon!"

"Insider trading is a serious crime. Do you know what the penalty for doing it is? Nothing, if you’re a member of Congress."