More quotes by Beryl Dov

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"
"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."
"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."
"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."
"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."