More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Poetry Calling [10w] Poetry's not a calling.It's a whispering in your ear."
"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."
"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."
"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."
"Remorse among Thieves When a caught thief shows remorse he says to himself,"I knew I should pull off that heist differently."