More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."
"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."
"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."
"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."
"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."