More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."
"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."
"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."
"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."
"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."