More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."
"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."
"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."
"Reflection Upon Reflection [10w] Don't look into a mirror in rooms full of mirrors."
"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."