More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."
"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."
"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."
"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."
"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."