Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it. - Mark Twain

"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."

"A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar."

"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."

"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."

"I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened."