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Mark Twain

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Quotes by Mark Twain

"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."
"Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day."
"The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also."
"A big leather-bound volume makes an ideal razorstrap. A thing book is useful to stick under a table with a broken caster to steady it. A large, flat atlas can be used to cover a window with a broken pane. And a thick, old-fashioned heavy book with a clasp is the finest thing in the world to throw at a noisy cat."
"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."