More quotes by Mark Twain

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."[Mark Twain, a Biography]"
"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure."
"Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge."
"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."
"The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies."