"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."
"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."
"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."
"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."
"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."
"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."