"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."
"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."
"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"
"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."
"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."
"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."