"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."
"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."
"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."
"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."
"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."
"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."