More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."
"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."
"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."
"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."
"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."