More quotes by Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

"Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education."
"Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need something."
"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
"When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves."
"The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person."