#Suicide

"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"The Poet's Way Are we ever sure what we do,will endure and get its due?No.But we do it anyway.For that is the poet's way."

"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."

"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"I don't want to hurt you or anybody so please forget about me. Just try. Find yourself a better friend."

"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."

"Ars Poetica: Dovetailing Collage [10w] Poems should be a dovetailing collage not a linear cohesion."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"Fig The proud oak wed a seedling figHe welcomed her caressThough round his lofty limbs she woundHe saw no need for distress.The fig enveloped all his trunkHer grip grew firm and tightThe oak withered in his arroganceAs she choked off his last light."

"I cared about them. I wanted them to feel better, to live better lives. And then it occurred to me - I cared about myself. I wanted me to live a better life, too Caring about myself was allowing me to care about others."