#Suicide

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"Comments Being the first to comment on a poem,is like breaking a bottle of champagneagainst the hull of a new ship."

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"Trance & Instinct The best poems come from trance and instinct;transcribing the unedited voice of universal consciousness."

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"New York City [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} In fast-paced New York Cityeven the bubbling brooks babble.The Hudson and East River run rabid,skirting the rabble"

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"There is but one true philosophical problem and that is suicide."

"Lost vs. Lost We get lost twice in life.The first stems from uncertainty,when we try to find what our dreams truly are.The more profound feeling of being lost is existential, and comes unforeseen, after we finally fulfill our dreams.To survive the latter, we must create an entirely new set of dreams."

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."

"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."