"No, thanks,"said Harry. "The toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it— it might be sick."Then he ran, before Dudley could work out what he'd said."
"Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you've blown up a toilet or –""Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet.""Great idea though, thanks, Mum."
"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live."
"There is no good and evil, there is only power and those too weak to seek it."
"To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure."
"Alas! Earwax!"