More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."
"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."
"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."
"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."
"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."