More quotes by Beryl Dov

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."
"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."
"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."
"Broken [10w] + {Couplet} "His gifts have become broken things, hidden from my view,Sitting on a shelf, above my shoes, like exterminated Jews."
"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."