More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."
"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."
"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."
"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."
"What lies beneath the Semblance? What lies beneath the semblance.What lies beneath the semblance of lies.What lies beneath the semblance of lies!Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies, lies and more lies!"