Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get on... - J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

"Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you've blown up a toilet or –""Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet.""Great idea though, thanks, Mum."

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