More quotes by Beryl Dov

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."
"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."
"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."
"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."
"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"