Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shave... - Beryl Dov
"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."
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"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."
"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."
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