"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."
"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."
"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."
"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."
"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."
"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."