"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."
"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."
"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."
"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."
"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."
"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."