"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."
"Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents us with miracles too beautiful for words,it is either a mountain, a beach, or a baby."
"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."
"Be Careful What You Wish For More often than not,a dream come true is a nightmare-in-the-making."
"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."
"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"