Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizo... - Beryl Dov

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"